diff --git a/composables/Config.ts b/composables/Config.ts
index cbbd156..3d8966a 100644
--- a/composables/Config.ts
+++ b/composables/Config.ts
@@ -22,6 +22,50 @@ export const useConfig = () => {
             "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite website on the Citadel",
             "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.",
             "I am the Senate",
+            "Check out my geek code!",
+            "You've got mail!",
+            "Dude, Where's My Potato?",
+            "eau de potato",
+            "The bee's knees!",
+            "12 herbs and spices!",
+            "Ceci n'est pas une post!",
+            "sqrt(-1) love you!",
+            "Cthulhu is mad... and is missing an eye!",
+            "Versia: Build on blackbox technology!",
+            "A goblin army is approaching from the west!",
+            "git gud!",
+            "Must have been the wind..",
+            "I am the milkman, my milk is delicious.",
+            "It's not out of the question, that you might have a very minor case, of serious brain damage",
+            "I died",
+            "Remember, switching to your secondary is faster than reloading!",
+            "Everybody in america is a female.",
+            "I am going to test in production",
+            "War... war never changes.",
+            "Fedi... fedi never changes.",
+            "Finish him!",
+            "The dopamine is a lie.",
+            "I'll be back.",
+            "My name is Guybrush Threepwood, and I want to be a pirate!",
+            "It's dangerous to post alone! Take this.",
+            "I used to be an poster like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.",
+            "All your post are belong to us.",
+            "I'm here to shitpost and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum.",
+            "Houston, we have a problem.",
+            "Clever girl.",
+            "Wibbly wobbly, timey wimey... stuff.",
+            "Bow ties are cool.",
+            "I'm the Doctor, and you're probably not.",
+            "I'm a madman with a box.",
+            "Geronimo!",
+            "It's bigger on the inside!",
+            "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.",
+            "Hello there.",
+            "I'll post what she's posting.",
+            "To infinity... and beyond!",
+            "E.T. phone home.",
+            "Just keep posting!",
+            "Just one more post bro",
         ],
         DEVELOPER_HANDLES: [
             "jessew@social.lysand.org",