diff --git a/bun.lockb b/bun.lockb
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diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
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--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -71,6 +71,7 @@
     "@prisma/client": "^5.6.0",
     "blurhash": "^2.0.5",
     "chalk": "^5.3.0",
+    "eventemitter3": "^5.0.1",
     "html-to-text": "^9.0.5",
     "ip-matching": "^2.1.2",
     "iso-639-1": "^3.1.0",
diff --git a/plugins/test.plugin.ts b/plugins/test.plugin.ts
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index 00000000..96801411
--- /dev/null
+++ b/plugins/test.plugin.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+import { HookTypes, Server } from "./types";
+
+const registerPlugin = (server: Server) => {
+	server.on(HookTypes.OnPostCreate, (req, newPost, author) => {
+		console.log("New post created!");
+		console.log(`Post details: ${newPost.content} (${newPost.id})`);
+		console.log(`Made by ${author.username} (${author.id})`);
+	});
+};
+
+export default registerPlugin;
diff --git a/plugins/types.ts b/plugins/types.ts
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index 00000000..285cb18d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/plugins/types.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,155 @@
+import EventEmitter from "eventemitter3";
+import { StatusWithRelations } from "~database/entities/Status";
+import { UserWithRelations } from "~database/entities/User";
+import { LysandObjectType } from "~types/lysand/Object";
+
+export enum HookTypes {
+	/**
+	 * Called before the server starts listening
+	 */
+	PreServe = "preServe",
+	/**
+	 * Called after the server stops listening
+	 */
+	PostServe = "postServe",
+	/**
+	 * Called on every HTTP request (before anything else is done)
+	 */
+	OnRequestReceive = "onRequestReceive",
+	/**
+	 * Called on every HTTP request (after it is processed)
+	 */
+	OnRequestProcessed = "onRequestProcessed",
+	/**
+	 * Called on every object received (before it is parsed and added to the database)
+	 */
+	OnObjectReceive = "onObjectReceive",
+	/**
+	 * Called on every object processed (after it is parsed and added to the database)
+	 */
+	OnObjectProcessed = "onObjectProcessed",
+	/**
+	 * Called when signature verification fails on an object
+	 */
+	OnCryptoFail = "onCryptoFail",
+	/**
+	 * Called when signature verification succeeds on an object
+	 */
+	OnCryptoSuccess = "onCryptoSuccess",
+	/**
+	 * Called when a user is banned by another user
+	 */
+	OnBan = "onBan",
+	/**
+	 * Called when a user is suspended by another user
+	 */
+	OnSuspend = "onSuspend",
+	/**
+	 * Called when a user is blocked by another user
+	 */
+	OnUserBlock = "onUserBlock",
+	/**
+	 * Called when a user is muted by another user
+	 */
+	OnUserMute = "onUserMute",
+	/**
+	 * Called when a user is followed by another user
+	 */
+	OnUserFollow = "onUserFollow",
+	/**
+	 * Called when a user registers (before completing email verification)
+	 */
+	OnRegister = "onRegister",
+	/**
+	 * Called when a user finishes registering (after completing email verification)
+	 */
+	OnRegisterFinish = "onRegisterFinish",
+	/**
+	 * Called when a user deletes their account
+	 */
+	OnDeleteAccount = "onDeleteAccount",
+	/**
+	 * Called when a post is created
+	 */
+	OnPostCreate = "onPostCreate",
+	/**
+	 * Called when a post is deleted
+	 */
+	OnPostDelete = "onPostDelete",
+	/**
+	 * Called when a post is updated
+	 */
+	OnPostUpdate = "onPostUpdate",
+}
+
+export interface ServerStats {
+	postCount: number;
+}
+
+interface ServerEvents {
+	[HookTypes.PreServe]: () => void;
+	[HookTypes.PostServe]: (stats: ServerStats) => void;
+	[HookTypes.OnRequestReceive]: (req: Request) => void;
+	[HookTypes.OnRequestProcessed]: (req: Request) => void;
+	[HookTypes.OnObjectReceive]: (obj: LysandObjectType) => void;
+	[HookTypes.OnObjectProcessed]: (obj: LysandObjectType) => void;
+	[HookTypes.OnCryptoFail]: (
+		req: Request,
+		obj: LysandObjectType,
+		author: UserWithRelations,
+		publicKey: string
+	) => void;
+	[HookTypes.OnCryptoSuccess]: (
+		req: Request,
+		obj: LysandObjectType,
+		author: UserWithRelations,
+		publicKey: string
+	) => void;
+	[HookTypes.OnBan]: (
+		req: Request,
+		bannedUser: UserWithRelations,
+		banner: UserWithRelations
+	) => void;
+	[HookTypes.OnSuspend]: (
+		req: Request,
+		suspendedUser: UserWithRelations,
+		suspender: UserWithRelations
+	) => void;
+	[HookTypes.OnUserBlock]: (
+		req: Request,
+		blockedUser: UserWithRelations,
+		blocker: UserWithRelations
+	) => void;
+	[HookTypes.OnUserMute]: (
+		req: Request,
+		mutedUser: UserWithRelations,
+		muter: UserWithRelations
+	) => void;
+	[HookTypes.OnUserFollow]: (
+		req: Request,
+		followedUser: UserWithRelations,
+		follower: UserWithRelations
+	) => void;
+	[HookTypes.OnRegister]: (req: Request, newUser: UserWithRelations) => void;
+	[HookTypes.OnDeleteAccount]: (
+		req: Request,
+		deletedUser: UserWithRelations
+	) => void;
+	[HookTypes.OnPostCreate]: (
+		req: Request,
+		newPost: StatusWithRelations,
+		author: UserWithRelations
+	) => void;
+	[HookTypes.OnPostDelete]: (
+		req: Request,
+		deletedPost: StatusWithRelations,
+		deleter: UserWithRelations
+	) => void;
+	[HookTypes.OnPostUpdate]: (
+		req: Request,
+		updatedPost: StatusWithRelations,
+		updater: UserWithRelations
+	) => void;
+}
+
+export class Server extends EventEmitter<ServerEvents> {}